It’s taken me a long time to love Seattle and the PNW. I mean REALLY love it like it’s home, which it is. It’s taken me a good couple years to settle in and to feel completely at home. So now I want to see more. So this spring and summer I’m making it a point to explore the shit out of this place! I’ve seen the Space Needle, that’s not what I’m looking for. I wanna see the weird stuff, and incidentally the sticky stuff. Our first stop was Pike Place Market. We’ve seen the market before… old news. Instead we went below the market to Post Alley which happens to be home to the second most unsanitary tourist attraction just behind the Blarney Stone. The tradition began in 1993, though it became an official tourist attraction in 1999. That basically means they quit trying to clean it up. If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em right?